i like the word fuck

i have shitty coloured eyes and funny colored hair, i'm a bit of a whales penis, i smell of strawberry, i dress like i'm homeless and people hate me. i tend not to capitalise letters either. i wrote a story too.
you need to tell me about yourself, i've only ever read about people on the back of bathroom doors and i'm fifty shades of fucked up

scythfi-writer:

raddlest:

those people that u love so much and want to talk to them all the time but u feel like ur annoying them

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Chances are that two people who reblogged this were thinking about each other

(Source: raddlest, via dyingforacause)


facebook: someone added a photo of you
me: fuck

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