“ why are you so shy
“ Do not raise your children the way your parents raised you; they were born for a different time.


this-slag:

thesassycat:

what if all the scenerios we make up in our head are actually real events happening in an alternative universe and we’re actually connecting with our alternate self’s mind

my alternate self is getting some serious dick 

(Source: thesassycat, via youcantotallysitwithus)

“ You know what’s the issue with this world? Everyone wants a magical solution to their problems but everyone refuses to believe in magic.
“ Say it before you run out of time. Say it before it’s too late. Say what you’re feeling. Waiting is a mistake.

asseroth:

theappleppielifestyle:

a guy at school today was wearing this damn fine red nail polish and I heard these two girls whispering angrily and looking in his direction so I listened in expecting them to be weird about it and the first thing I hear is “how the HELL did he get it so good did he get it professionally done or something you need to ask him where he found that colour jesus fucking christ are you KIDDING me”

I think this is a good example of how the world should work.

(via golduck01)

riskanothergoodbye:

fellawiththehellagoodhair:

girls don’t want boys girls want taylor swift to notice them on tumblr

taylorswift

(via out-ofthe-woods)

beachier:

me: *dials 911*

operator: hello 911, what’s your emergency?

me: i need someone to cuddle with, rub my back, and play with my hair

operator: someone is on their way, please stay calm

(via sluttymcdorkwhore)