i like the word fuck

i have shitty coloured eyes and funny colored hair, i'm a bit of a whales penis, i smell of strawberry, i dress like i'm homeless and people hate me. i tend not to capitalise letters either. i wrote a story too.
you need to tell me about yourself, i've only ever read about people on the back of bathroom doors and i'm fifty shades of fucked up

iamsicktomorrow:

nice-wig-janis:

wow my parents better thank me that i’m addicted to tv shows and movies not drugs and alcohol 

I told my mom this and she said “well thats true. But if i have to hear about that gay angel one more time i will get you addicted to crack”

(via dyingforacause)


" I was just thinking about someone else touching you and now I can’t decide on whether I want to break their hands or my own. "

licensetocannibalize:

lean close and whisper righteous in your ear

(via idontfindyouthatinteresting)