i like the word fuck

i have shitty coloured eyes and funny colored hair, i'm a bit of a whales penis, i smell of strawberry, i dress like i'm homeless and people hate me. i tend not to capitalise letters either. i wrote a story too.
you need to tell me about yourself, i've only ever read about people on the back of bathroom doors and i'm fifty shades of fucked up



wow my parents better thank me that i’m addicted to tv shows and movies not drugs and alcohol 

I told my mom this and she said “well thats true. But if i have to hear about that gay angel one more time i will get you addicted to crack”

(via dyingforacause)

" I was just thinking about someone else touching you and now I can’t decide on whether I want to break their hands or my own. "


lean close and whisper righteous in your ear

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